Well, where the fucking hell have I been recently? While making the rounds today on Instagram I realized that The Fault in Our Stars actor has been setting the thirst trap in a major way lately - in video format no less! Just yesterday the 22-year-old blondie gave us a look at his adorable body as he finished off his rock climbing workout in what looks like a gay porn dungeon. Whoever is holding the camera moans "yeah, yeah, yeah" while I'm assuming jacking off into his hand. Just look at those arms and that hot belly fuzz! I'd be moaning as well! And jacking off into my hand.
So about the bulge. Three weeks ago Angel Elgort posted a beyond gratuitous throwback video of him and his brother splashing around shirtless in a lake. But guess what? Ansel is only wearing some tight boxer briefs and he delivers so much bulge! This is the closest we've come to seeing Ansel Elgort's penis. Considering that he's swimming in a cold lake in Norway and still manages to fill out his underwear, something tells me Elgort might be packing a nice dick. Now we know to check back in with Ansel more often! Do you want to douche for this douchebag? Is he still even famous?