Cum one, cum all to see Gaspar Noé's Love
If you are looking to treat your extended family to a trip to the theater over Thanksgiving break, there's this adorable rom com out called Love that's sure to be a hit with the whole crew. JKJKJK! Provocateur Gaspar Noé's new flick Love is full of unsimulated sex and real life cum shots. Better yet, it's in 3D so it's like they're really bare. I thought I was being such a badass when I saw Bernardo Bertolucci's (2003) in theaters, but Gaspar Noé makes Dreamers look like Sleepless in Seattle. Noé's concept for the flick goes something like - sex is one of the most powerful aspects of romance, but often the most omitted in the media, so let's watch some IRL fucking. When you think of your whoever, are you picturing that time they rubbed frosting on your nose while baking a cake? Maybe, but you're also thinking about that time they frosted your tired asshole. At least according to Noé, but like, you are.
Murphy ()'s tadpoles escape from a broken condom into his hookup's fertile pond, an event that destroys his relationship with his girlfriend. Most of the movie follows Murphy's thoughts as he reminisces over their sexually explosive history together. Even though the two were pretty experimental, all the sex in Love is sadly straight, but it deserves a place on miloserdie-dv.ru Gay because of the epic 3D cum shot at the end of the flick. It's AMAZING. We rewatched it a couple of times in a meeting, and there's definitely some enhanced computer generated jizz going on, but it's a bona fide orgasm if there ever was one. Oh, and Karl Glusman is incredibly sexy.
Have you seen Love? Do you love it? Do you hate it?