Now that November's started, we're knee deep in Thanksgiving but mostly Christmas shit. Guys, I ain't ready. I don't wanna deal with heavy traffic and airports filled with morons. I just don't have the patience or stomach for it this year. If any family wants to celebrate Thanksgiving with me, you gotta come to my place, damn it! And I haven't even mentioned the travel expenses or the fact that I hate most of my family! Happy holidays! Fuck "Black Friday" and "Cyber Monday" too!
There's only one thing to take my mind off the upcoming holiday diarrhea storm, and that's some fresh thespian nudity! Remember Happy Endings? It was an ABC sitcom from a few years ago that was pretty funny but lowly rated. Along with Elisha Cuthbert and Casey Wilson, the show also starred the funny and sexy as hell Eliza Coupe. She went on to star on a short-lived USA comedy a year ago but she's landed on her feet by landing in some guy's lap fully nude! Coupe appears in the Hulu original series Casual and shows off her impressive breasts and booty during a pretty hot fuck scene with some guy before they're interrupted. I'd stoop to dealing with holiday travel to be with Coupe!