Welcome back to the , the column that reminds us no matter how many hunks we manage to acquire each week, optimists like us should always round up.
Did you "Spy" Daryl Sabara's Cock in The Green Inferno?
Spy Kids star Daryl Sabara may not be on Dancing with the Stars like his co-star Alexa PenaVega, but he gave the few dozen people who went to see Eli Roth's latest film a nice look at his cock, pubes, and even a little sac. Also, if you haven't seen him as Robin Williams' foul-mouthed asshole son in World's Greatest Dad, I highly recommend checking it out.
Who Wears Short Shorts? Zac Efron Wears Short Shorts
I'm not sure why he's wearing a shirt in the Neighbors sequel though. It's disconcerting to say the least. I thought this was going to be exactly like the first film. Also, this movie has been shooting forever. It's a sequel to a shitty dick and fart joke movie, why has it been filming for three months?
Russell Tovey Shows Off His Dog, Bulge
I know that Russell was only trying to give us a look at his adorable dog, but he's clearly bulging out those sweatpants of his. Something tells me it was all part of the plan to get back on the Roundup this week. Well played, sir. Via
Marine Turned Underwear Model Alex Minsky Hangs Out
I mean, I know that the woman is technically the one hanging out, but I fretted over this headline for too long. Via
Steve Grand's Most Daring Act Yet: Swimming in a Speedo
It couldn't have been easy for Steve Grand to be the first openly gay male country music star, but I'm willing to bet it's a lot more acceptable to the vast majority of that genre's fan base than wearing a Speedo. It's kind of amazing to me how wearing a Speedo is complete and total fashion faux pas in America. Via
X-Factor UK Finalist Lloyd Daniels Poses Nude on Twitter
To be honest, I'd never heard of Lloyd Daniels before right now, but seeing his furry little body leaves me wanting to know more. Via
Speaking of Furry... Daniel Radcliffe is Shirtless
It's been a few years since we've gotten a , and it looks like he's filling out quite nicely on his chest. For his sake, I hope he gets to hang on to his hair because most hairy men end up bald in their 30s.
That just about does it for now. We hope to see you again real soon...