3 scenes. 2 beer enemas. 1 milk enema. No more computer (after you throw it out the window).
By now you remember the beer douche seen 'round the world in Fetish Force's new movie, "". In his return to mainstream porn, veteran gay porn star Logan McCree gets a beer enema from David Benjamin. What a way to make a return! If you DON'T remember, here it is:
As weirded out as you may be, what if we told you the beer enema had been done in a few gay porn scenes previously? What if I told you that of the scenes where something like this has existed, this may be the most tame (especially since they're using O'Doul's)?
Gay porn is like fashion. The boys, fashion, and hair may be different, but the themes are the same, and usually recycled.
So here are 3 times enemas in gay porn scenes made you want to puke. And seriously, don't watch the milk one from Treasure Island.
Fire Island Cruising 1 - Lucas Entertainment
Michael Lucas, affectionately known as "Duck Face", claims that 2000's "Fire Island Cruising" was the first ever gay porn shot exclusively on Fire Island, the island with very gay-friendly resort towns just off the coast of Long Island. And though it may have happened before, this is the earliest administration of a beer enema that one can find on the interwebs.
In the last scene of the movie, the infamously hung top Chad Hunt gives Anthony Ferrat a pounding that Anthony can barely stand (and with Chad's cock being nearly a foot long, that's understandable). Some time in the middle of the fuck, Chad and Anthony stop so Chad can give Anthony a beer enema. Unlike David Benjamin, though, Chad Doesn't drink the beer from Anthony's mouth; Anthony merely pushes it out.
Fucktards Scene 2 - Treasure Island
"You like to drink beer?"
"You ever drank beer up your asshole before?"
"I have now LOL"
Everything Treasure Island does is over the top. So nothing in this video should come as a surprise - not even the name "Fucktards". Here's the description:
Approach real sex, real risk and danger and you'll feel your brain start to fog up. Get closer to the fire and your IQ plummets lower, lower, lower until you're a raving buck-in-rut thinking from your lust-gorged crotch.
So tops Ty Roberts and Christian Rock team up and deliver a no-holds-barred pounding to Chris Kohl. Chris loves it, and he takes everything they throw his way, including a beer enema. And then he drinks it right back.
Then there's the sinister "suggestion" made, that Ty and Christian "kill [CHRIS] and fuck his corpse".
So there's that.
Bone Deep Scene 11 - Treasure Island
I told you not to watch this one. If you haven't already, I'm telling you not to watch this one.
But since I know you already can't leave well enough alone...
...I'll make this one short.
Muscle man Mark Dixon is hot! But he has a gut full of milk, which he needs to get out of him. So he squeezes it all out into a cup. And Hal, his scene partner drinks it. This was so out there, that it made Treasure Island's video editor queasy. And that's saying A LOT. Then again, considering it's Treasure Island, is it saying a lot?
I know some of you are into some weird fetishes, but if drinking white-brown milk that has been in another guy's ass is your thing, I'm gonna clap for you.
I have a question: Is this where "homogenized" milk comes from?
All I can say is I warned you.
Honorable Mention: Punch In, Punch Out - Scene 3 - Club Inferno Dungeon
Jed Athens' reaction to Tanner Wayne's letting his milk enema go is completely perfect and priceless.
I wonder what he was thinking as Tanner just let himself go everywhere! He looks like he's in shock and surprise - but...was he not in on the fact that Tanner took a milk enema?
WAS it a surprise?
Maybe he forgot?
Maybe the milk multiplied inside Tanner's hole?
Maybe Tanner couldn't hold it inside anymore?
This deserves your best caption.
Also, it's honorable mention because as hot and funny as this is, and as hot as it is to watch Jed fist Tanner, no prior videos exist online of THIS moment - only this gif. So I'm not even sure it ACTUALLY happened!