Topless Juliette Lewis Makes My Heart Go Thump-Thump
Whenever I see any new pictures of Juliette Lewis, especially a picture of a topless Juliette Lewis, my heart goes all a flutter. There’s just something about Juliette Lewis, especially a topless Juliette Lewis, that really pushes my buttons.
It could totally be the fact that Juliette Lewis is hot or it could be the fact that her topless resume is pretty awesome, but I really feel like there’s something more to her. In my mind, Juliette Lewis is the girl who you grew up with. She lived a few doors down from you, you rode bikes with her, played army with her because you didn’t want to have a tea party, and then one day you looked at her completely different and whenever you saw her you got really awkward and didn’t want to play. Then one day you two shared a kiss by the creek and her breasts were the first pair of breasts you ever saw and they are the breasts you compare to all other breasts. At least, that’s what I see when I see Juliette Lewis, especially a topless Juliette Lewis.
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Sure, Juliette Lewis may not push any buttons for you, but you can’t say that she’s pretty damn hot, especially topless. Though I truly believe there aren’t that many people out there who don’t have a little crush on her.
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