has been a naughty boy. While in Park City, Utah during the Sundance Film Festival last January the actor got wasted, possibly with medication in his system, and put a Hollywood studio executive in a choke hold. It's not my ideal night out, but to each his own. Either all the jurors were huge fans of or Emile had a good lawyer, because he only got a 15 day jail sentence along with a $4,750 fine and 50 hours of community service.
While the world debates the length of his incarceration (did the actor's celebrity status affect his surprisingly abbreviated time in the slammer? nah...) we'll be here looking at the length of his dick.
In celebration of the luckiest cell block in the world, I give you Emile: