Mer-people have feelings too, you know. Big, beautiful, boobie baring feelings that we just can't help but listen to if it will lead us on a very happy path towards getting to see their sexy mermaid ta-tas. Ok, ok! Back to reality. Seriously though, is there anything that Emmanuelle Chriqui could do that wouldn't look sexy? Mermaid boobs and all, Emmanuelle is one hell of a topless knock-out!
Ever since the Entourage movie hit the big screen, we've been given the opportunity to seriously indulge in all things Emmanuelle Chriqui and sexy. As if Emmanuelle wasn't sexy enough as it is; let's be real here. But, without getting to see her pretty face and absolutely tasty little toned tight tanned bod on our TV screens weekly, we were foolish enough to forget about how fine this hot little brunette is. I'd give you all some long drawn out explanation of topless mermaid desires, but I just don't have one. What I do have, however, is one hell of a lady hard-on right now! That mermaid tail, baby girl.
Personally, I always thought mermaids were pretty damn sexy. Not in a, let's all rub one out while watching the Little Mermaid kind of way, but in a more realistic 'it sure would be nice to be out at sea and stumble upon a hot topless chick' kind of way. All I know for sure, is that if I spotted Emmanuelle Chriqui out there on the big blue wide open waters, I'd be sure to stop my boat and offer her a ride! Yes FYI, that pun was most definitely intended.