Holy blue balls, Netflix! I haven't even started Grace and Frankie yet! Season three of Orange is the New Black dropped early. If you love women in prison, crooked authority figures, culture clashes and lesbian sex, this show's for you! The reviews for the 12 episode season have been great and I can't wait to watch 'em. I know you guys have been binging since Thursday but some of us have important things to do during the day like order 10 ft long USB cables for our iPhones. Okay?
Like any season of OITNB, this year features new inmates. One of them is tattooed beauty Ruby Rose. She's an Australian model, DJ, TV host, singer and actress with great tits! She's been an out and proud lesbian since 13 and suffered the physical and emotional abuse you'd expect from coming out at that age, but we can agree that Ruby has defeated the haters with her wonderful success. We'll be beating ourselves watching her beautiful butt and juicy tits in the prison bathroom with Piper (Taylor Schilling) in episode 9. Piper also shows us her perkies in episode six but really shows us her culinary skills going down on a butt exposed Laura Prepon for some great lesbian sex in episode two!
I'm just cutting the surface of the boobs, butts and bush on display this year at Litchfield Penitentiary!