27 Places to Jack Off: A GIF Collection

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! We all do it. If you say you don’t, you’re probably lying. Unless you’re a part of the crew, but even then I think they’re lying. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

But we wanted to make sure you’re getting the most from your fapping time, ESPECIALLY since National Masturbation Month comes to an end this weekend, even though Every DAY is National Masturbation Month, am I right?. Change up your normal jack off routine of fapping in your bed / on the couch / in the shower, and consider these places for fapping…unless you already have.

Which have you jacked off in, which would you consider, and which would you never even bother with?

27) At The Beach, Discretely.

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A lot of you guys are into discretion. So have you ever considered discretely jacking at the beach? You could grind up against the waistband of your swim trunks, like this guy. Sand is going to get EVERYWHERE. But that’s part of the mystique!

26) At The Beach, Not Discretely.

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While some of you may be into discretion, a lot of you aren’t. Some of you get off on being watched, and potentially – or ACTUALLY – getting caught. But also – can anyone shed some light on the ball-twisting method he is using?

25) In The Forest

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Some of you may not be TOTAL exhibitionists, but you love the idea of jacking in public. What better place than in the woods? Totally public, but secluded.

24) While Bound and Gagged

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If you’re bound and gagged, you probably did something bad, and were very naughty, especially if you’ve also been stuffed with a dildo. Hopefully like this guy, you have someone to help you finish off.

23) At The Gym

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This guy probably got kicked out of his gym for jacking it one too many times, which is why he’s doing it in his home gym. But with a cock like that, who can blame him?

22) In The Locker Room

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We’ve all been there. You’re on a set of squats, and your blood REALLY gets flowing. Or, you’re in cycling class, and that seat keeps pressing up against your prostate. All that means is that it is time to fap, so you let go as soon as possible.

21) Under the Dinner Table

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Combining two of man’s favorite past times - eating and playing with manself - at once? Why had no one thought of this before? Just don’t get caught; then you’ll NEVER get good service.

20) On the Street

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It’s dirty and it’s unsanitary, which just adds to the fun. Bonus points if you get caught by the Google Maps street car. Unless you can think of a better way to be immortalized…

19) On The Highway

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Just like jacking on the street, but instead of walkers-by, you have drivers-by. Bonus points if you can use your jacking skills to hitchhike a ride.

18) At the Library

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Brent Ray Fraser says his work is sexually fulfilling, due to the erotic nature of it (he paints with his bepis). Is your schoolwork the same?

17) In Front Of Your Front Door

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Such a high-traffic area. You’re BOUND to get caught.

16) In A Public Bathroom

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People are so squeamish about bathrooms, almost to the point where USING them is taboo. All the more reason to jerk off in one.

15) In A Urinal

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Urinals are already highly erotic – a whole bunch of men, gathering to expose themselves in front of each other, while letting their fluid (which turns a lot of people on) flow – making one the perfect place for a fapping.

14) In the Living Room By Yourself

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Great place to jack alone. But make sure you’re actually alone when you do it, and aren’t in for any surprises, unless…

13) In the Living Room With A Friend

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You’re into mutual JO. Some people think it’s just jacking off together, but it can be an extremely rewarding bonding experience.

12) In the Living Room With ALL Your Friends

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Again, that whole bonding experience. Plus it’s just fun.

11) In the Living Room FOR All Your Friends

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ALSO a bonding experience, and probably the result of too much alcohol, a lot of peer pressure, and a few repressed feelings.

10) In YOUR OWN Bathroom, Like On Top Of the Sink

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Unlike jacking off in the living room, privacy is almost always assured when jacking in the bathroom. Hope you can do it quickly enough that your roommate doesn’t realize what’s up, especially when he needs to pee. Also, who has this much counter space?

9) Speeding Down the Highway

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This is for the adrenaline junkies out there. If you can even get it up while barreling down the road at 100mph, more power to you!

8) Speeding Down the Highway While Someone Else Jacks You Off

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So much going on. Bonus points if you yell “I’m gonna live forever!” while cumming. If you can even cum.

7) On The Subway

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It’s like having someone else jack you off, but you don’t have to deal with having to pay attention while driving!

6) In Your Own Bed

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Who doesn’t love jacking off in their own bed? If you don’t, there is something wrong with you. Or something wrong with your bed.

5) In the Kitchen

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As you’re jacking off, you’re in close proximity to the SNACKS. You can snack and jack simultaneously. Also, keep in mind that the kitchen is home to many phallic-shaped objects, essentially doubling your sex toy collection.

4) At The Lake

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I guess this is a lake? Even if it isn’t, it looks like a serene place. A place where you can let all of your cares aloose, and focus at the one thing at hand – the one thing IN hand. Just keep your feet out of the water, because you’re not going to want to explain THAT rash.

3) On The Ground

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Sometimes the urge to cum beats any need for comfort, and you just have to lay down on the ground and get the cum out of you.

2) Anywhere With A View

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Maybe it’s the landscape. Maybe it’s the city beneath you. But when the view is that overwhelming, what else is there to do, but take it in and fap? When you cum, you’ll feel like God. Or whatever you kids are believing in these days.

1) On Webcam

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…For obvious reasons. You can combine any of these scenarios together, like being tied up, jacking on the bed, and any one of the scenarios that involve voyeurism. Not only that, but you would HELP literally thousands of people get off. And that, to some, is more arousing than any porn video.

So what places did we forget?

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