Poor Cody Cummings, it seems he’s out of a job again. I could wade through the he-said-they-said tweets and blog posts and make you read a lot of conjecture about why Cummings and Next Door Entertainment parted ways for the second time, or I could simply say that, for me and a lot of other surfers, Cody Cummings videos are boring. They lack the excitement to hold a gay audience who has been endlessly teased about Cody possibly doing one thing or another only to be disappointed when he doesn't come through.
When I saw the headlines blazing , I had to check it out. First, I needed to see if it really happens, but second, if it did, I wanted to see how it went down. Oh brother. In a hotel suite, Cody sits on the couch in the living room, Colt Rivers straddle a stool nearby, and Lucas Knight sits on the bed in the elevated bedroom peering over the railing, and the guys are stroking their cocks.
Cody talks about wanting to do something a little special and different for his fans and haters alike. He tells us that when he’s hunting for porn that he looks for a connection between the scene partners – it’s what he likes the best. BINGO! We like seeing guys connect too, Cody. Instead, we get three guys sitting as far apart from each other as they possibly can while still being in the same room – how is that giving us a connection? While Cody blathers on, Colt Rivers is trying not to laugh, it looks like he wants to say, “Shut the fuck up, dude. Let’s do this thing.”
The guys do some more stroking, then Cody dons a pair of swimming goggles – yes, he does – and kneels between Lucas and Colt. There’s absolutely no connection here. Dylan is on one side and still looking at cell-phone porn while wanking his huge cock, Cody is talking about being nervous like when you’re about to go down the big water slide at the amusement park and you think about pulling out of the line, and Colt was ready to bust five minutes ago, so he’s pretending to stroke his boner.
All this scene needed was for Cody to dirty talk with the guys. Egg them on about which one was going to cum first or who was going to blast the bigger load. Anything except the “Don’t say I don’t do anything for you” he says to us. Lucas cums first and drops most of his load on Cody’s chest. “Oh here we go,” I groan. “It’s the bait and switch thing again.” Lucas turns at the last second and a couple of squirts hit Cody’s goggles. But then, Colt aims his cock at Cody’s face and completely hoses him. Not just a couple of drops, but thoroughly and perfectly covers Cody’s face, his mouth, his goggles, maybe even his hair, I'm not sure.
I’m not a Cody Cummings hater. I always thought he was a handsome man, I liked his body even though it’s not hairy, and he’s got a nice big cock. But after watching him jack off and get head a few times, I was done. Thanks. That’s was nice, call me when you’re going to do something else. If a straight guy is going to do gay porn, then please, get in it and look like you're having the time of your life. There’s far too much porn out there to waste my time watching some do-me stud kind of, sort of have gay sex. Sadly, if Cody Cummings had worked harder on fostering than connection he talked about, his career would be going swimmingly.