I knew I should have skipped watching the "The Annual Self-Important Lame Ass 3 1/2 Hour iTunes Commercial" last night. Damn this job that requires me to always be informed about everything currently in the zeitgeist! But it was nice to see Madonna's still shuffling and . Ditto for Kanye Dumbfuck. Poor Beck. I guess knowing how to play 14 different musical instruments is a compared to needing four people to write the overproduced Drunk In Love. Last night's developments also means Sam Smith has the past year's greatest song and album and we should all download it immediately! Thank you for dropping that science on us, the unwashed, music tasteless, what we should be saving to our Spotify playlists. Boring, safe, plagiarized, blue-eyed soul! #ItsOnUs
Now that I've got that outta my system, HBO ran a new episode of Togetherness undeterred against CBS's programming. It provided something the "artists" at that awards show could only tease....nudity! You knew it was a matter of time before would go topless and/or full frontal on the show, and the nude gods heard our prays. Although see's completely naked, we don't see her ass and pussy while in the sack with some guy but we great, Grade A views at her milk sacks. Only New Zealand's best from this mammary gland goddess.
Imma let you finish but Melanie's tits had the best tits last night.