The Super Bowl is Sunday. I am a fan of neither Seattle or New England so I'm only rooting for a good game...and hopefully one or both of Katy Perry's big tits bouncing out of her top while performing one of her crappy pop hits during the halftime show. Seems the big story leading up to the game has been all about deflated balls. Gross. Do these people not know about the storied, nasty rivalry dating back to 1977 between the Hawks and Pats? Sixteen regular season contests, deadlocked at 8-8. This is truly the big one, folks. The tiebreaker. These two titans of the pigskin have been waiting for this since . Tom Brady got his split ends cut and his bangs all evened up for this one! He's so purrrrrrty.
But once the game ends, we'll be left with the harsh reality that the NFL season is over. Boo. At least we've got new shows like and it's sexy stars to hold us over. The pilot has beautiful (and very often nude) Brit fully naked (including great looks at her bush) in a sauna! She walks in one some dude naked by himself before he's startled and covers his junk, thankfully. That's one way to steam things up. I have no idea what the hell Pivot is (Fortitude airs on ) or if my cable provider, Cumcast has it. But make no mistake, I'll correct that faux pas post haste!
Enjoy the shitty commercials! Hope the movie trailers look decent (looking at you Avengers: Age of Ultron).