Donald Sterling is no longer the biggest ass in L.A. now that Playboy Playmates Kristina and Karissa Shannon have shown their gigantic rear ends in Beverly Hills.
It's thanks to our hairy-palmed friends at Egotastic (link below) that we're aware of the shopping spree, which mostly gave the platinum blondes an opportunity to present their hind quarters and pose seductively for the camera. You can't put a price tag on that.
It's funny that Playboy, once the land of the big boobs, is embracing the new millennium's new appreciation for asses. Not that these girls are merely bottoms. No, they have great tops, too. It's just that, as a society, we seem to have moved away from the big-boobed centric lust of the last mid-century and have found ourselves pulled in by the gravity of fuller moons.
We know the sisters from way back in 2008, when they moved into the Playboy Mansion as two of Hugh Hefner's three new girlfriends, and became stables of the E! reality show, The Girls Next Door.
It was during that time that Kristina was reported to be dating fellow Playmate and 2009 Playmate of the Year Ida Ljungqvist. This story just keeps getting better, right? They also appeared, pre-implants, in Sofia Coppola's 2010 film .
But we know, too, that the girls are a bit rough around the edges and have been in trouble with the law for fighting, so we're not going to make any accusations here. Unless, of course, they want us to. We couldn't think of a better pair to beat us up.