The Encyclopedia Of Smut: W Is For Wet & Messy

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WellDoneRyanCleanliness is next to Godliness, right? Hey, buddy, you keep God out of this. What happens between adults, some whipped cream, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a jar of maraschino cherries is best left between the parties involved. That is, unless we want to study wet and messy fetishism, which we do (as long as the cherries consent).

The Nitty Gritty of Wet and Messy

Wet and messy fetishism (often called WAM) is arousal brought on by the generous application of non-solid substances to the naked body, clothes, face, hair, and all over. Sploshing is the verb form of WAM, and the term is based on the onomatopoeia of non-solid substances impacting flesh--it was coined by the What kind of non-solid substances are we talking about? Wikipedia's list isn't exhaustive, but damn is it funny:

Messy substances can include whipped cream, mud, shaving foam, custard, baked beans, dahl, ketchup, ice cream, pudding, chocolate sauce, peanut butter, Japanese-style lotion, paint, oil or gunge/slime, cake batter, etc. A subject will often be pelted with cream pies, slimed or sit on cakes.

We like how the writer went from baked beans to dahl. Also, what is Japanese-style lotion? Also, WAM fetishist or not, sitting on cakes sounds like the most baller-status way to kick back in the universe.

WAM can be considered part of a larger paraphilia known as "salirophilia," erotic pleasure derived from soiling or disheveling the appearance of the object of one's desire. Other salirophilic acts include cumshots (as well as bukkake and other jizz-splattering tropes), pissing (as well as the distribution of other bodily fluids), and messing with or destroying someone's clothing; it also counts if you do any of those acts to a picture or sculpture of someone.

[Above: Allison Embers enjoys a titfuck sundae in ]

WAMonomics

How does sploshing work in porn? Well, it's not like the combination of food and sex is particularly novel, so you may see WAM casually worked in to porn here and there. Whipped cream is one of the most sexually-charged foods around and a frequent guest on porn sets, but these days it seems like oil (baby oil, ) is the star of most WAM situations. Some use a dab to make their butt cheeks shine, others fill up kiddie pools with it and cover themselves from head to toe, and somewhere in between, there are people who slather themselves with it and . As far as mainstream pornography is concerns, it's the Age of Oil!

Although salirophilia includes wet and messy business as well as sex acts that involve bodily fluids, WAM does not traditionally involve come, piss, spit, or any other homegrown substances. You may find it hard to believe that a drippy, nasty, bubbly film like Evil Angel's "Spit" doesn't count as wet and messy, but that's how it goes! (At least, that's how the hardline WAM enthusiasts say it goes.)

Note that WAM porn doesn't have to involve sex of any sort--in fact, it doesn't even require nudity. Many WAM fetishists get off on the pure contact between flesh and flood, and that's why you can go on Youtube right now and find some freaky sploshing videos.

[Above: It's hard to tell where lube ends and come begins in ]

MonicaCookRules You'll Never Splosh Alone

One of the things we dig about wet and messy fetishism is that it's so accessible. Not only can you do it with nearly any substance and any number of people in any location or situation imaginable, but in some sense, we've all done a little of it before. All kids play with their food, we have food fights, we roll around in the mud, comedians have been pieing each other in the face for generations--generally speaking, humans like to get our hands (and everything else) really messy. (Also, that Kelly Ripa and Sarah Shahi are down with the WAM.)

We're definitely amateurs when it comes to the wide world of WAM, but if you're starting to feel the buds of a new fetish blossom in your heart, allow us to direct you to It's a huge yet welcoming site with an enthusiastic WAM community that can help send you to the sploshing site of your dreams and perhaps even inspire some new interests. Oil, mud, food, slime, it's all there, and they even have a ton of free videos uploaded by users.

And if you need a partner for your messy adventures, you can check out ! Yes! It's a dating site for the warm-hearted WAM lovers of the world! Hey, you might scoff at the idea of meeting a splosher off the internet, but consider this: body shots can be a form of WAM and a great icebreaker, too.

[Above: One of our favorite paintings of all time by . Video clips courtesy of (theater.aebn.net)]

[At top: Ryan Keely plays with whipped cream and chocolate syrup for (twistys.com)]

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