We already showed you a little bit of what went down in the last episode of "Femme Fatales,"
and we know it's a tad lame of us to be dipping our sticky paws back in the same barrel to show you some smut, but you have to hear us out. This woman's name is Crystle Lightning, and she convinces a guard to unlock her cell and eat her out. We can't not show you that.
Seriously, what kind of bloggers would we be if we ignored a clip from "Femme Fatales" that shows a genuine femme fatale at work? Crystle snaps the guard's neck, but you don't even feel bad for him, because he was probably happier in those last moments than he was in his entire life.