The day that gets split in half by 's giant Cuban cock is finally upon us, but I'm not nearly as excited as I thought I'd be. It's true that this beefy power top losing his ass virginity to a giant cock (you know, because ) is a sight to be seen, but unfortunately, it's going to be one of the last for Liam.
Apparently the victim of overbearing fans and People That Pry, Liam unfortunately announced his retirement last week. It's unclear as to why he's hanging his porn hat, but a string of cryptic tweets over the last few weeks suggest he's A) in a new relationship, B) doesn't want to talk about it, and C) is tired of nosy basic bitches being obsessed with his personal relationships. This is why we can't have nice things, you guys.
And a day later:
I also assume Liam is a huge bottom for his new gay boyfriend, because he revealed he's versatile last week and, well, he's certainly having no problem taking this giant monster cock like it's a golf pencil.
Liam's last scene will be part of Falcon's "California Dreaming'" series. Try not to cry when it comes out.
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