Top 6 Male Celebs Who Should Also Be Strippers

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With Joey Lawrence he's joining Chippendales Vegas as a host and dancer, and the male stripper flick "Magic Mike" soon to be released in theaters, it seems famous men dancing naked is on the runway to becoming a trend. If so, here are six other celebrities who need to become nude male dancers ASAP.

Of course, there's the expected celebrities like Hugh Jackman and David Beckham who always seem to make these lists. We've, however, chosen celebrities who have already shown a bigger-than-average love of exhibitionism. Aaaaand ones whose dicks we crave to see more than Kim Kardashian likes to see her mug on TV. Without further ado, and in no particular order, here are six famous males who need to follow Joey Lawrence and the "Magic Mike" cast's leads and strip naked onstage.

1. Alexander Skarsgard Without a doubt, the tall Nordic God needs to shake that Body from Valhalla before an adoring crowd. In nothing but a string bikini, he'd easily make over a couple hundred an hour in 1-dollar bills. Since he appears nude in practically every project he's worked on, taking that show before a life audience seems like a natural step. Just look at how he casually lounges on a deck chair. Mister naturally loves presenting the goods.

2. Joel McHale The host of "The Soup" continuously titillates not only with his surprisingly Ready-for-Playgirl body, but with how often he alluringly struts it in front of the camera. He's already at home in front of a live audience with his touring stand-up routine, now he simply needs to crack his jokes in a string bikini, and add lap dances.

3. Blair Underwood This picture of Blair may be a couple years old, but we guarantee he looks hot as ever. He's currently making crowds hoot in appreciation when he removes his shirt as Stanley in the current Broadway revival of "A Streetcar Named Desire." If he whipped off his pants and swung his pelvis upstage center, the women and gay menfolks will rush the stage, frantically waving dollar bills.

4. Eminem "WTF?!?!" we already hear you exclaiming. Frankly, Eminem's pasty ass is exactly what we want to fuck. The controversial rapper may not be everyone's taste, but we're not ashamed to admit that we want to see the tattooed bad boy do his stage show naked. Considering how often he's mooned the camera, and how surprisingly ripped his body is, the kinky exhibitionist surely would love the ego trip of fans screaming at his nakedness. He's gotta get over the fact that most of the crowd will be gay men.

5. Ryan Gosling Ryan's one of those givens. Only the mentally deficient wouldn't want a lap dance from him. We really just needed an excuse to post this spread-eagle photo of him and his frisky penis.

6. Rob James-Collier We battle with our love-hate attraction towards the handsomely evil footman Thomas from "Downton Abbey." It'd be a naughty fantasy fulfilled if the handsome actor who plays him, Rob James-Collier, strutted his naked body before us. We've hunch that if Thomas lived in today's world, he'd become an escort, stripper, or pornstar. Wouldn't you watch?

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