Errr...are the Rosso Twins a little..."special?" In an unintentionally hilarious scene, tattooed bad boy Ricky Sinz gives the twins a hardcore boxing lesson, belittling the fuck out of them. What do the twins do? Cackle and yell like drunks with Tourette's. A dead serious Ricky is in a hardcore S&M scene. Luca and Liam are in a Three Stooges comedy bit. What the hell is going on here?
Ricky treats these twins like garbage. He kicks and tosses them around the boxing ring like human hackey sacks. He demeans them, slaps them, punches them. The twins respond like Larry, Moe and Curly, guffawing out random blurps like "Fetal position!" and "Er...Er...Er..." and "I need some ChapStick!" Ricky ruthlessly, hilariously mocks their idiocy, asking if they're training for the Special Olympics. We wouldn't be surprised.
Oddly enough, this scene (over at ) is the first time these twins have shown a drop of personality. Granted they come across as, as Ricky calls them, "Tweedledee and Tweedletwat," but at least they're seriously more active than the mannequins they usually are. One of the twins awkwardly blurts out "You remind me of my father!" Coo-coo! Coo-Coo!
When it gets to the side by side fucking, only a eunuch wouldn't get an erection. All Ricky needed to do to send this scene over the moon is to force the twins to fuck each other. The Rosso Twins have found their porn personas: buffoons who bumble their way into all sorts of sexual hijinks. They'd be perfect for a "Dumb and Dumber" porn parody.
Are the folks over at Jet Set listening?