Or, you know, Wilson could just come over and hang out in Tim's backyard with Alexis. That'd do the trick!
On a totally separate note, we noticed something odd on the website we use to sell this smut. You see, it's maintained by TLA, and sometimes their writers will list "3 Reasons To Buy This Film." The third reason to buy this: "Uh, Alexis Ford's not going to look like this forever?" What? How dare they. Alexis Ford will live forever. (Honestly, we bet she'd make an amazing vampire...)
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