Ah, the leak: such a strange term. The flow of personal information and images gets suddenly diverted by a crack, hack, or slip of the mind, and suddenly what seems like a small bit of data becomes an ocean of drama. Or, in these following cases, the leak makes a lake of nakedness!
We took down the Kreayshawn pictures from this morning, but we didn't want to leave you hanging without any leaked celebrity nudes. It's Monday, we're living in a post-Irene world, and we bet everyone could use some random naked pictures from the phones and digital cameras of the rich and famous.
So, in no particular order, let's revisit some leaks...
Technically, this is Vanessa Hudgens and Alexa Nikolas, but since we've seen so much more of Vanessa, we have to make her name the largest on the marquee. We fondly remember the day these photos leaked via a Flickr account that popped up and then disappeared just as quickly. The censored photos that came from the account didn't shock or surprise us—although this was Alexa's first leak, it was Vanessa's third—but they gave us hope that Ms. Hudgens was taking her career in a new girl-kissing-centric direction.
[Original post: Alleged New Photos Of Vanessa Hudgens And Alexa Nikolas Leaked Online]
The same day the Hudgens/Nikolas leaks happened, Renee Olstead had a large load of personal pictures escape into the internet. There were over twenty photos in total, and they featured such naughty accessories as a wet t-shirt in the shower, heart-shaped nipple pasties, a schoolgirl outfit, and even one of those fancy Lelo vibrators we love so much. It's nice to know that Renee Olstead is a talented actor who also has good taste in sex toys and an eye for taking steamy self-portraits.
[Original post: The (Alleged!) Secret Life Of Renee Olstead]
Cassie is supposed to drop an album this year and we are getting quite impatient about it. It's not that we're huge fans of her music—although we've probably watched her last batch of music videos, like, a billion times—it's that we've been hoping a new album will mean more exposure, and more exposure will mean more naked Cassie! Our favorite part about Cassie leaks: she doesn't even sweat it. Everybody panicked over this first batch of her breasts and she responded, "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."
[Original post: Cassie's Topless Pictures Leaked To Me & U]
Here's another musician who doesn't care who sees her tits! Eurovision competitor Lena Meyer-Landrut filmed some naked scenes for a German TV show, and pictures from these scenes started circulating around the tabloids. People questioned her wholesomeness, she responded with a firm "So what?" and kept on her Eurovision track. Like Cassie, Meyer-Landrut also had a sassy quote to go with her stance: "Tell me why that should be a problem. At home, my family always used to say: 'Today's newspaper is tomorrow's fish wrap.'"
[Original post: German Singer Not Bothered By Leaked Topless Scenes]
Are you a fan of Paramore? If not, are you a fan with girls with red hair staring into your soul? The answer is probably yes. Hayley Williams, like many of the women on this list, had this photo leak through her Twitter account, and to this day, we're still curious why she took this picture. Was it for a lover? For herself? A publicity stunt?
[Original post: Hey Hey! Hayley Williams Naked On Twitter!]
We've definitely seen Pippa with less clothing on, and we've seen her in much stranger situations (warning: Not Safe for Your Sanity), but this is still an unusual party pic of the sister of the future Queen of England. Where is everyone else? What were they drinking? Why is it that leaked photos never quench our thirst, but merely make us want more?
[Original post: Naughty Picture Of Pippa Middleton Leaked Online]
At first we were like, "Who?" and then we were like, "Damn!" True story.
Evelyn Lozada is the ex-fiancee of NBA star Antoine Walker, the current fiancee of NFL star Chad Ochocinco, and the (former?) star of VH1's "Basketball Wives." Let the record show that we originally called that show "Basketball Milves" by accident because we're subconsciously obsessed with this Platonic ideal of a MILF named Evelyn Lozada.
[Original post: Naked Pics Of Evelyn Lozada (Antoine Walker's Ex-Fiancée) Leaked]
We first saw some alleged Rihanna boobs the same week as Cassie's first leak, but nothing was for sure. As often as we stare at her rack, we don't know it well enough to pick it out of a line-up (there go our CSI aspirations). However, when this photo came out, we felt we could confidently say, "Ah, now there's a naked Rihanna or perhaps a woman who looks enough like Rihanna in the hair and face to adequately supply our Rihanna fantasies!"
[Original post: Rihanna Topless Pics Leak Online...Again]
It's not often that a random nude photo from the internet changes our viewing habits, but then again, it's not often that a BBC newscaster is looking this absolutely bangin'. Tasmin Khan is one of those girls who could easily be named Miss Universe if she ever deigned to compete, but she's too busy working with her various news shows, conferences, and delegations to Bangladesh (as part of the British Government's Foreign Office Counter Terrorism strategy). Damn.
[Original post: BBC Newscaster Tasmin Khan Casts Her Boobs]
Last, but certainly never ever least, we have Amber Rose. Amber's leaks are the most recent on this list, so we won't say much about her (besides, we said almost everything we could in our field guide). We would like to note that she is lovely, and regardless of why she took these picture or who she sent them to, we're sure she wasn't trying to steal Nicki Minaj's man. Amber Rose's naked body does a lot of things, but it does not start beef.
[Original post: A Field Guide To Amber Rose]