The giddy gays over at have released their "," a list of the steamiest famous men on Earth selected by their readers. There's all the usual suspects we've seen shirtless countless times, like Zac Efron, Alexander Skarsgård, and Hugh Jackman. Been there, done that. We want the full body experience, like with naked Ewan McGregor above in "Velvet Goldmine"!
Turns out, we've only seen five dicks on the list! If these men are so famous, why are they so shy? While we've seen all these photos before, the release of such a comprehensive rundown of the sexiest men alive is reason for a second, er, tenth viewing. Even if 95% of the guys don't let it all hang out, a good portion of them are out, living openly as gay men, like Neil Patrick Harris and Chris Colfer. While the politically determined side of us wishes to celebrate the guys waving the rainbow flag, no—we're cheap, it's late, we're horny, and we just want to see peen. Without further ado, the rest of the Full Frontal 5.
Nick Youngquest gives a gilmpse.
Brad Pitt made a million dreams come true.
Daniel Radcliffe in "Equus" on Broadway
The Cheyenne Jackson "Is-It-or-Isn't-It?" Pic