Over the weekend, Marcus told the viewers over his Live Show that he's got a steady gal pal. Does this ruin our fantasies of him? Short answer: Yes. Especially when you watch the video of her squealing like a sorority girl gone wild.
Long Answer: Today, we like our pornstars to be gay, or at least ambiguous. Next Door Studios, however, seems to increasingly enjoy flaunting that men aren't good enough for their major models, and that what they really want are the ladies. We've had enough. Tommy D, Cody Cummings, Tristan Bull and Samuel O'Toole—each of whom have dedicated sites—are frequently shown with women. Are any of us checking out these sites to jerk off to the female form?
Marcus posted this video of his girlfriend filming him in the shower:
God, she sounds annoying, giggling a little too loudly at Marcus' antics as if to say, "Fellas, I get this boy for realz, yo. You don't. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."
To hit the point home that he prefers chicks not dicks, his . All right Marcus, we get it, you big raging power bottom you. You're "straight."
Porn fantasy is built on the perception that the performer is aroused by turning us on. We're his lover for however long we're watching. This video makes Marcus look like a dude who checks in to work, jacks off for the gay boys, and then runs off to what really interests him: women. Of course, gay for pay is no secret. Even with today's trend of showing up more of the real life behind pornstars' masks, it seems unnecessary to shove their heterosexuality in our faces. We like the fantasy of the man who claims he's straight, but really likes the menfolk, or we like our out and proud real life gay performers.
Plus we're jealous biatches. We want our men for our team, thankyouverymuch. When they're with us, they're ours. Leave the wifey at home. *Snapz!*