Jugalettes: apparently they really, really like taking their clothes off. In addition to the Miss Juggalette Pageant and other random acts of toplessness, the storied Gathering of the Juggalos also featured a wet t-shirt contest and oil wrestling.
Hard to believe, we know, but we've got pictures to prove it. Perhaps as a side venture, in the Juggalo off season, some of these ladies could band together to create a Gathering of the Juggalos-themed gentlemen's club? We can think of quite a few potential patrons...though if they're going to go pro, someone might want to to tell them that to conduct a proper wet t-shirt contest, your contestants have to, you know, keep their t-shirts on. Or, uh, maybe we'll just let that bit of info slide.